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Messing with Bergtown

Post by Deacon on Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:08 pm

I thought you guys might enjoy this series of PMs that I exchanged with Bergtown, the leader of United Cities. My first message went to him by accident. But his replies are so dense that it has been kinda fun to go back and forth with him.

My message:
Mr. President,
As you may have noticed, Tongu has recently applied for membership in the Banana Republic. Is there anything that I need to know?

His reply:
From: bergtown Subject: Private Message Sent: 2010-04-22 20:29:19
What?

To: bergtown Subject: Private Message Sent: 2010-04-22 21:51:20
That's more helpful than you realize. Thanks.

From: bergtown Subject: Private Message Sent: 2010-04-22 22:55:33
Well Im confused, 1st, that city doesn't exist... and then your in a different country calling me Mr.President

To: bergtown Subject: Private Message Sent: 2010-04-23 07:38:06
I was attempting to ask about the mayor of the city of Tulsa. I mistakenly assumed that the name that he used on our forum was a name that you would know him by. Calling you Mr. President was merely a courtesy. I'll call you "dude" from now on.

From: bergtown Subject: Private Message Sent: 2010-04-23 09:07:11
I do not recall of a Tulsa.....

To: bergtown Subject: Private Message Sent: 2010-04-23 11:44:00
OK Thanks dude.

From: bergtown Subject: Private Message Sent: 2010-04-23 18:40:58
You really confused me

Anyone want to help me carry on the fun? Send this guy a message saying something like:
There are many people looking for information about Tulsa. Please help us protect his good name. Otherwise we may not be able to elevate him to the position of big "dude."
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Re: Messing with Bergtown

Post by SirDaa on Sat Apr 24, 2010 12:30 pm

PM send:

You Entered:

There are many people looking for information about Tulsa. Please help us protect his good name. Otherwise we may not be able to elevate him to the position of big \"dude.\"

Regards
Psycho Dude

ew From: bergtown Subject: Private Message Sent: 2010-04-24 13:06:33
Okay. What's really going on with Tulsa? I keep getting messages about him?


You Entered:

He´s going to be a dude between dudes


New From: bergtown Subject: Private Message Sent: 2010-04-24 15:05:09
Are you trying to tell me your hinting at war with us?

"And then i went silent"

From: bergtown Subject: Private Message Sent: 2010-04-24 17:06:27
well are you?

Hmm Deacon shall we stop

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Re: Messing with Bergtown

Post by teskosuicide on Mon Apr 26, 2010 3:15 pm

We should have the MoD PM him with, "It has come to our attention that you wish to engage in hostilities against the great nation of Banana Republic. While we are a peaceful nation we will defend our sovereign territory. We would like to offer you the opportunity to discuss the situation in the interests of mutual peace between our nations."

Now that could go either way, but it's a funny joke and this guy really is pretty dense.

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Re: Messing with Bergtown

Post by SirDaa on Mon Apr 26, 2010 3:41 pm

teskosuicide wrote:We should have the MoD PM him with, "It has come to our attention that you wish to engage in hostilities against the great nation of Banana Republic. While we are a peaceful nation we will defend our sovereign territory. We would like to offer you the opportunity to discuss the situation in the interests of mutual peace between our nations."

Now that could go either way, but it's a funny joke and this guy really is pretty dense.
lol!

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Re: Messing with Bergtown

Post by Phenidate on Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:12 pm

Come on...messing with people is fun, but at some point you must have mercy.
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Re: Messing with Bergtown

Post by Deacon on Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:24 pm

I think the fun is going to go on hold . . . at least for now. Poor guy doesn't seem to have much of a clue.

He actually created an account on these forums to come and discuss a treaty with us. I've blocked his access to this forum, so he can't see that we were having fun at his expense.

Oh, and don't worry - we aren't going to be signing any sort of treaty with them. I'm just being polite.
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Re: Messing with Bergtown

Post by teskosuicide on Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:50 pm

The fun must go on! Especially at the dimwit's expense Smile

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Re: Messing with Bergtown

Post by Halfempty on Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:48 pm

Be nice Boss, it pays.
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